Lisa was at school with her brothers Alvin Seville, Bambi, and Gideon the Cat, her sister Princess Cholena, and her boyfriend Chad. Lisa had to fart. Chad told her, "Lisa, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"ICK!! LISA, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Lisa could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Alvin was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Lisa did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"
Cholena was grossed. "YUCK!! LISA, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" she said.
"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Bambi could not stand it. "LISA, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"
Lisa was very upset. She said, "I can't help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Gideon got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, LISA!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MOM AND DAD!!"
When they got home, Li Shang and Jane Porter got very angry at Lisa. "Hey, father. Lisa just farted." Cholena said. Shang was shocked. "What, Lisa?!" he asked.
Lisa said, "Father, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! LISA MARIE WATSON, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Shang said.
Lisa grew very angry. She glared angrily at Shang and told him, "You're as evil as Shan Yu!" She then went to her rooms in tears.
"Father, can we go to Aunt Emily Judson, Aunt Mama, and Aunt Shrew's house tomorrow?" Cholena asked. "Yes, Cholena. You can take Fievel Mousekewitz, Bambi, and Gideon with you. I am afraid that Lisa won't be joining us."