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"I've got to get the map back or we'll never save Cholena!" cried Fievel. He turned to his crew members in frustration. "Thanks, guys. you were a world of help back there."

"A rousing sea battle it was, captain!" said his sister Tanya gruffly.

"Aye." said Bambi. "And it reminds me of a song. He, Tanya and Gideon the Cat got to their feet and began to dance.

Bambi: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Tanya: A sailing out to sea!
Gideon: When you hear our gentle singing...
Bambi: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
Fievel: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Fievel: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Gideon: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap.

Gideon: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Bambi: We can sing in every clef!
Tanya: We can even hit the high notes!
Bambi: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Tanya: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!

Tanya: We're thieving balladeers.
Bambi: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Gideon: To fight us off, you don't need guns!
Tanya: Just jolly good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Bambi: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Bambi: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Gideon: We'll battle you on land.
Tanya: When you meet singing pirates...
Fievel: They'll be more than you can stand.

Gideon: Oh! Ha ha ha! That was a good one!
Fievel: No, it wasn't.

Fievel: No time for song! We've got to move!
Gideon: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove.

Gideon: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.
Bambi: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Tanya: We all eat roasted garlic...
Bambi: ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: Less singing, more sailing.
Tanya: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Gideon: If ye try ta fight us...
Bambi: ...you will get a nasty whackin´!
Tanya: If ya disrespect our singing´...
Gideon: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Bambi: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Tanya: We're troublesome corsairs!
Gideon: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Bambi: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Tanya: ...but we have to rest five measures.
(Fievel facepalms)

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Gideon: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Fievel: You say you're nasty pirates...
...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you...
You're not pirates! You're just slack--!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Fievel: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Bambi: And...!
...Um...
Gideon: Well...
Bambi: ...Err...
(Fievel grins in amusement)

Gideon: Door hinge?
Tanya: No, no...
Gideon: Guess the song's over, then.
Bambi: Guess so.
Tanya: Okay, back to work.
Fievel: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

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